Serve confidence with every dish. The You’re Not Me. Deal With It. Apron is a bold retro statement for cooks who bring personality into the kitchen. Featuring crisp white typography and pin-up silhouettes on a striking red background, this apron is designed for anyone who prefers to stand out — even while stirring a pot.
Made from soft, lightweight polyester canvas with white adjustable straps, it delivers comfortable wear and reliable, stain-resistant protection for cooking, baking, grilling, or hosting. The flattering one-size fit ties easily at the back, keeping things secure and stylish as you move around the kitchen.
This apron isn’t just functional — it’s attitude you can wear.
Product Features
100% polyester canvas for soft, lightweight comfort
Crisp white retro print on a vibrant red background
White adjustable tie-back straps for a customizable one-size fit
Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from splashes and spills
Durable, long-lasting print that stays bold wash after wash
Perfect For
Cooking, baking, grilling, hosting
Retro and pin-up lovers
Sassy, confident personalities
Birthdays, housewarmings, bridal showers, or fun everyday gifting
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle Tumble dry low Do not dry clean Do not iron Non-chlorine bleach as needed
