2026 PinUp Wall Calendar, America 250 Yrs of Sass and Satire, Premium XL Art

History Never Looked This Good. Celebrate 250 years of American history with curves, comedy, and commentary. “250 Years of Sass and Satire” is a bold, illustrated 2026 wall calendar that brings history to life—one flirtatious quote at a time. Enjoy bold sass through the centuries, where historic milestones meet hilarious bombshells – Washington at the Constitution, Lewis & Clark’s legendary expedition, Morse and Edison’s communication revolution, Lincoln signing the Emancipation Proclamation, the Wright brothers’ first flight, WWII’s atomic conclusion, the Civil Rights Movement, Neil Armstrong landing on the Moon, and the dawn of tech—featuring Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg.

With 12 full-color vintage-inspired scenes and a clean monthly grid, this oversized pinup art calendar is perfect for home, office, or gifting. Whether you love Americana or just enjoy a cheeky twist on the past, this calendar makes a statement.

Designed by PinUp Heaven, a brand of Lifetime Wishes™. Ships flat. All artwork is original and not affiliated with any public figures. Intended as parody for adult audiences.

Coveted Pinup Heaven Collector's Limited Edition: Commemorating Americana with curves and comedy, this timeless calendar is a  satirical tribute to America's 250 years of history - told through classic pin-ups and iconic moments. Enjoy bold sass through the centuries, where historic milestones meet hilarious bombshells – Washington at the Constitution, Lewis & Clark’s legendary expedition, Morse and Edison’s communication revolution, Lincoln signing the Emancipation Proclamation, the Wright brothers’ first flight, WWII’s atomic conclusion, the Civil Rights Movement, Neil Armstrong landing on the Moon, and the dawn of tech—featuring Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg.

Perfect Pin-Up Gift: A collectible calendar for fans of classic pin-up, burlesque art, bombshells, and rockabilly style. This satirical piece makes a hilarious and unforgettable gift for vintage lovers, politicians with a sense of humor, tech entrepreneurs, military veterans, or that one coworker. Ideal for housewarmings, Fourth of July Independence Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Veteran’s Day, Christmas, Father’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Secret Santa, or White Elephant swaps. It’s retro, it’s ridiculous, and it’s ridiculously good-looking.

Vintage Decor Retro Wall Art: Frame your favorite months for instant retro artwork and party-ready decor. Whether you’re decking out a bar, garage, man cave, office, or living room, this calendar doubles as bold vintage wall art. Perfect for fans of pin-up girls, hot rods, burlesque, or rockabilly style—this piece brings timeless charm and cheeky energy to any space.

Original Pin-Up Artwork – This 2026 Semiquincentennial pin-up calendar reimagines U.S. milestones with bold satire and bombshell flair. Each of the 12 vintage-inspired cheesecake scenes is meticulously illustrated, blending historical parody with classic pin-up appeal.Every month pairs a retro-styled pin-up girl with a legendary American figure—delivering a smart, sassy tribute to the nation’s most iconic moments.

Extra-Large, Full-Length Pin-Up Art: Larger than most standard pin-up calendars, this oversized display piece showcases each illustrated bombshell across two panels—either 14" x 11.5" (14" x 23" open) or 11" x 8.5" (11" x 17" open). Printed on premium stock paper, each month delivers stunning color, bold detail, and ready-to-frame retro flair. Perfect for framing or hanging as retro wall art with eye-catching impact.

Premium Pinup Wall Calendar:  One-of-a-kind and extra-large, this full-length calendar features vibrant vintage artwork printed on high-quality matte paper for stunning, glare-free clarity. Spiral-bound for easy flipping with a centered hanging hole for secure wall display—built to last all year (and then some).

Highest Quality Printing: Each page features a large-format artwork area for bold color and sharp detail. Professionally printed on thick, premium paper stock with a smooth matte finish—designed for vivid display and lasting quality.